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Raze review

Posted : 2 years, 6 months ago on 18 January 2016 09:31 (A review of Raze)


Holy shit was this movie gory and violent. Fights were very realisticly done, same as the effects and sounds. It was very disturbing to watch when girls are beating the crab out of each others. Somehow it's not the same as guys doing it, but maybe it's that because we are use to see them like these fragile flowers. Never underestimate a woman you guys.
Zoe Bell was Bad Ass with a big B and A!

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The Visit review

Posted : 2 years, 6 months ago on 18 January 2016 02:49 (A review of The Visit)


This was a good film from M. Night Shyamalan since The Signs (2002. He has given us pretty shitty movies lately, but this one need to be checked out.
Performances were great, especially Deanna Dunagan who played Nana but the kids pulled their own parts as well.
Mood was creepy. Got few chills and scares on certain points. Twist was acceptable but not mind blowing. Wasn't any of that The Village (2004) moderntime reveal, or Devil (2010) type of shit, where jam sandwich can tell is the devil present by dropping it on the floor upside down. Holy mama was that a lame one.
But yeah, check this out if you like horror movies. It's definitely worthy of your time.

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The Walk review

Posted : 2 years, 6 months ago on 16 January 2016 09:04 (A review of The Walk)


Honestly, only the walk part was interesting scene on the movie, but it was worth of watching. Other scenes were only fillers but beside that, this movie looked very beautiful and gorgeous. It was crazy but brave deed what Philippe Petit did walking cross and back and back again the Twin Towers. Sometimes it's incredible what man can do. Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a great job on hes role. One of his best performances i've seen in a while. He made me grib on my seat while performing the walk. Score was beautiful and effects were breathtaking. Would love to see this in 3D as well. Experience would be much better, in fact i recommend to see it in 3D!

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In the Heart of the Sea review

Posted : 2 years, 6 months ago on 11 January 2016 10:27 (A review of In the Heart of the Sea)


Seafaring were interesting to follow. To see how the crew worked the whaler and how they hunted whales and collected the whale oil.
I like these kinds of historical movies. True stories. Myths. Always interesting to see what happened and what the world was before us and how it has evolved since then.
The score was good and the whale scenes were nicely shot.
Need to read Herman Melville's Moby Dick when i get the chance.

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Inside Out (2015) review

Posted : 2 years, 6 months ago on 7 January 2016 04:33 (A review of Inside Out (2015))


This animation really touched me. It was joyful, sad, scary, fateful and gross at the same time. It taked me back to my childhood and maked me appreciate even more thous wonderful memories of the places i've been and the peoples that i've met. This movie teach us to never forget thous important parts in our lives and cherish them all, because thous are the things what makes us who we are.
Animation work was finest. I really liked the colours and the shapes. Main characters Joy, Sadness, Fear, Anger and Disgust were all interesting and funny. Disgust was my favorite. Humor was great, which is on my opinion one of the most important parts on the animations. Voice acting was also done well.
This was really good movie and very educational for childrens and teenagers. Why not adults too, so they can notice and understand better the growing phases of their childrens.

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Creed review

Posted : 2 years, 6 months ago on 5 January 2016 07:02 (A review of Creed)


I would gladly give Stallone an oscar for this movie. Hospital and the gym scenes, when Rocky tells the bad news to Creed, were one of his greatest acting moments of all time. I was touched and impressed that the old muscle pile can pull it off and Michael B. Jordan wasn't so bad either.
The first fight scene with Stallone on Creeds corner was pure gold. Filmed in one continuing shot and you know for my previous review The Revenant, that i love those shots. Awesome camera work from Maryse Alberti.
Definitely this Rocky sequel/spin-off earned its third place for my Rocky Movies In Order list.
This was clearly a love letter for Rocky fans and it worked perfectly!

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The Revenant review

Posted : 2 years, 6 months ago on 4 January 2016 12:15 (A review of The Revenant)


As a friend of movies, it makes me always happy to see so beautiful, pure and perfect movie like The Revenant. Everything were just right on this one.
First i must start at the camera work and those long shots. They were the finest work. Everytime i see long shot in the movie, it instantly gets one star from me if they are done right. I just love those and i think it is pure talent and magic of movie making, which lead us to Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu. Last year he reclaimed place on my list of favorite directors with hes work in Birdman Or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance (2014). It is such a challenge to organize and keep everything under control in those long shots and Inarritu is one of the few who can master it. It was also impressive that he shot this whole movie in natural light and that gaved it even more realistically look.
I must give huge applauds to cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki and composers Bryce Dessner, Carsten Nicolai and Ryuichi Sakamoto. Camera work was flawless and the score beautiful. Even now im listening it while im writing this review. Also the landscapes were so pretty, that i wanna move there and spend the rest of my life enjoying those high mountains, wide forests and rushing rivers.
Then the main leads. Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy were awesome.
DiCaprio manage to capture sorrow, pain and anger with hes performance. I even get glassy-eyed in one point. But i think Tom Hardy stealed the screen from DiCaprio everytime when they shared it. He just was the perfect villain and ruthless bad ass. There was even a understandable reason why he did what he must.
I hope this film wins many awards in oscars and i hope you enjoy it as much as i did.

PS. And no. The bear didn't raped Leonardo DiCaprio twice in this movie, although the attack looked very violent and painful.

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Turbo Kid (2015) review

Posted : 2 years, 6 months ago on 3 January 2016 08:19 (A review of Turbo Kid (2015))

Practical effects were finest work! Looked beautiful and seemed like what you and your friends could pull off if you just try hard enough. Also i liked the sidekick alot, who Laurence Leboeuf played. Friends of movies should definitely check this out and learn a few tricks if you're planing to make your own film with lots and lots of gore.


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The Martian review

Posted : 2 years, 6 months ago on 2 January 2016 09:00 (A review of The Martian)

Matt Damon and Ridley Scott scienced the shit out of this movie! Awesome work!
If you liked Robert Zemeckis's Contact (1997) or Christopher Nolan's Interstellar (2014), you will like this too.

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The Hateful Eight review

Posted : 2 years, 6 months ago on 2 January 2016 10:30 (A review of The Hateful Eight)


I think its only a proper to start this year's cinemas for one of my favorite directors of all time, Quentin Tarantino's The Hateful Eight.

My first impression of the movie was OK. It wasn't as good as hes previous work Django Unchained. The dialogue was awesome classic Tarantino, characters were interesting and well acted ecpecially Jennifer Jason Leigh. I think she was eating the scenary everytime she was on it. Even Samuel L. Jackson gave slightly different performance than hes usual acting jobs are. It was also good to see Tim Roth (who was awesome in this movie) and Michael Madsen together in Tarantino movie after Reservoir Dogs. Action was gory and violent like in Django and the music was great. Glad to hear Morricone's work in a western after forty years which he master best.

I think the main problems that i had with this movie was, that it was too long and the reveal of the murder plot was too easy to guess. Normally i don't have almost nothing bad to say Tarantino's movies. I think those are perfect on their own way, but the problems rised up when the script leaked in the internet and Tarantino needed to change it so much that he has to leave the best parts out. I know it's a challenge to place entire movie in a one room, but some scenes seemed just filling the length of the movie.
The way i saw this movie coming out, was a murder mystery in a wild west. So of course i was waiting twists and jaw dropping reveals, but those were easily predictable.
This wasn't Tarantino at his best but it wasn't a bad movie either, because there is no such a thing than a bad Tarantino movie. It definitely deserve those three Golden Globes nominees. If you are hardcore Quentin fan like me, you should definitely check it out!

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